Rest Stop (Sunday) … don’t forget to laugh

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Laughter (credit: Psychology Today)

Those who regularly read my reflections know by now that my common theme changing one’s perspective to see the world from a different vantage point.  In so doing we may end up changing our thoughts and feelings.  And what better way to change our feelings then to laugh!  To see the funny and humorous side of life.

I hope you enjoy the following perspective-shifts:

 

  • IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
  • I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, “WHERE’S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?” SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
  • WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
  • IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
  • WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO “GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?”
  • WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
  • IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
  • WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
  • IF A TURTLE DOESN’T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
  • CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
  • IF THE POLICE ARREST A MUTE, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
  • WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
  • HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?
  • WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
  • ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON’T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
  • HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
  • IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
  • IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTA, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
  • IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
  • WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD ‘LISP’ TO HAVE ‘S’ IN IT?
  • WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
  • CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
  • WHY DO SHOPS HAVE SIGNS, ‘GUIDE DOGS ONLY’, THE DOGS CAN’T READ AND THEIR OWNERS ARE BLIND?

Which one is your favorite and why?

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4 thoughts on “Rest Stop (Sunday) … don’t forget to laugh

  1. My favorite is ◾WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO “GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?” Since we moved to the lake I’ve thought a few times “do people who live in vacation land still go on vacation?” Where do they go?

    I’m sending Bob here to look at these. He loves this sort of thing.

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